Monday, October 12, 2020

Round Tuit

Housework! Ugh! Hate it, hate it, hate it ... BUT I do love when it's done, and I no can longer see hair floating in wisps on the floor, or cobwebs stretched across windows. (Frankly, I'm amazed to see how much hair we've both lost in the past weeks, and we don't have any pets, nor have we had visitors for almost 7 months).

I always ask myself why I've left it so long, because it's really not so bad while I'm busy doing it (I can put headphones on and listen to books on tape), but I do suffer afterwards. For some reason, vacuuming leaves me with backache, but there's always an indulgent, soaking bath and hot pad to help with that. 

It's the 'round tuit' that's the elusive part. I don't seem to know where my 'round tuit' is kept, which is why I so infrequently get around to it, I guess. I found out today that one can buy them, but after that, there are no more excuses ... 




"This is a round tuit. Guard it with your life! Tuits are hard to come by, especially the round ones. It will help you become a much more efficient worker. For years you've heard people say "I'll do that when I get a round tuit." So now that you have one, you can accomplish all those things you put aside until you got a Round Tuit."
https://www.quantumenterprises.co.uk/roundtuit/help.htm

4 comments:

Wendy said...

Vacuuming is one of the worst things you can do to your back.....believe it or not.....not sure why......but heard it was true....but then, if we don't do it, who will?

Deb said...

Well then, it's time for a new vacuum design, don't you think?

Shelley Burbank said...

The new design must be a roomba or whatever those little robots are called. Can you imagine being a maid your whole life? What it does to your body???? They should be paid more for wrecking their bodies cleaning other people’s’ houses.

Anyway, I hate housework. Dusting gets my allergies going. May try using an k95 mask, lol.

Blinds: who needs ‘em? Whoever invested blinds must be in a circle of housekeeping hell. SO hard to keep dusted and cleaned. I don’t mind washing windows.

Don’t get me started on bathtub cleaning....

Will now go meditate to calm down. Xoxo Shelley

Deb said...

Oh dear, sorry I got your heart rate up, Shelley!